there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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