i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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