your parents love me but you hate me
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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