My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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