i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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