Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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