Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
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You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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