whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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