Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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