i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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