i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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