I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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