so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
