We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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