Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I bet he comes in French.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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