he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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