i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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