Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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