belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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