Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
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drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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