he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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