Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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