is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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