Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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