U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just cropdusted the office
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
