I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
These tits shall not be calmed
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