if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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