Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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