Is it because I queefed?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
is it fun? or sober?
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