I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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