You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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