Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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