That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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