p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I think my vagina is haunted
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
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Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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