I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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