So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize