yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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