why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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