He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
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Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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