She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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