I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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