my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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