either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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