I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
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It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Drunk is a universal language darling
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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