And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children