belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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