You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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