I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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