if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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