What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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