he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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