Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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