We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
