everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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